umm welcome?

HEYO! wowee. okay so we did it, we're finally here. Welcome inside my brain. If you've had a look round you'll notice that this is a little multi-purpose hub I've created to act as a blog for my writing, as well a business point as I start to grow and expand, and offer more of my teachings. For now though, it's just for fun and will predominately just be a blog; a space for me where I can put pen to paper (fingers to keys?), and really dive deep within myself and all that I have experienced. I warn you though, if you are here in this space, you respect it and you respect me. You are here because you want to be, or maybe because you want to see what it's about, because you're curious. But you are not here to judge. If that is your purpose here, then I already ask you nicely, to get the fuck out. Because this is my space and I will not have anyone here who does not respect that, or me. I will not change myself here. You will get fully-fledged, wild crazy uncensored Chelsea here. Most of my posts will most likely be unedited, haphazardly written and straight from the heart of what ever I'm feeling that day. You will get a glimpse inside of my mind and that is not something I do lightly.

And that is what I see when I envision this space. A big empty room where I can open my arms wide and spin and spin and spin, and keep on spinning until I tumble to my knees in a fit of giggles. This space is what I need. I have felt trapped and caged in by other social media accounts, and I knew I had to create something where I could just be me, where I could shout into the void with no fear of being judged or ridiculed. Where I could just let go and let everything in my heart out, without having to censor myself, or trim myself down to fit into a word count. So I created Cliterally.

An ever-evolving space that is honestly mainly for me, but hopefully for you too. Because as time moves on, this space will grow and evolve. She will move from being a big empty room where I can do cartwheels and handstands, into maybe a lecture hall with one or two listeners, or maybe into a sex education demonstration with condoms and bananas, and maybe one day you'll meet the Chelsea who speaks in riddles and tells tales of a grove of unicorns, where pixies play and the animals lay, and where the faeries come to have orgies in the woods. But don't worry, that is one of the deepest caverns of my mind and we have a long way to go before we get there. I guess what I'm saying, is that we are here. The first post. And that this point is really as far as I had planned. The rest is a mystery, even to me. I'm just standing here and saying I'm ready. I'm ready for the wild ride and to go where ever that may take me. Whether that means in 12 months I completely change direction, or I just go from strength to strength, I don't know. But I want to find out.

Because I have a strong desire to share my human experiences, and for me, those experiences mainly center around sex, love, relationships and boys. Over the years I've learnt a lot, and experienced a whole variety of situations, feelings, relationships and people. And I hope that by sharing my stories, I may help other young women that find themselves in similar situations, and I hope to inspire you and maybe even make you laugh. Because that is mainly why I am here. I want to tell stories, full of detail and drama, with big sweeping gestures and suspense and mischief and lots and lots of laughter. I want to make you laugh. I want to make you cry. I want to make you feel something, anything. I want to show you that sex is so fucking normal, and often times awkward and weird. But even that is normal. And if airing out my own dirty laundry and revealing my embarrassing sex stories to the world helps, then so be it. Especially now, during a time in society that is so weird and unstable, I hope to bring at least a little bit of light. After having lost both my retail job incomes, it gave me the push to finally decide to do this. I have nothing but time on my hands right now, so why the fuck not? Let's do this. I hope you're along for the ride x